Understand car thieves have switched from swiping just any auto to taking only air conditioned vehicles to get away from that hot car stuff.
Air conditioning will be fine for the post office building, particularly for Mrs. Jane Dammast at the draft board office on the second floor who has been getting plenty of hot air from men about being one of the 250,000.
A few months or years in the military service never hurt anyone, or so the hash morked Navy chief told this boot a few years back. It's just a matter of adjustment -- like learning to say, "yes sir" instead of "go to."
For a time I served on the U.S.S. Hector with Fred Haase and Bill Crawford at Sasebo-Chi. We thought we had a pretty good deal and there wasn't any Elvis around either, just honey buckets and especially rich watermelons.
I could advise a lot of young men today about the service and what to do on liberties, but I'm told that is now called contributing to the delinquency of a minor.