Sunday, March 26, 1961 · Page 10

All nuts should be placed underground

The Squire P. Squirrel project of planting walnuts in 50,000 idle acres to use the ground and at the same time produce a cash return for the farmer is a good idea. No one ever disagreed that all nuts should be placed underground. As a matter of fact, I know a few nuts that would be better off underground.

Fella told me the other day in reference to the school facility hassle the problem would be settled if people who talk big would stop acting little. Don't know who he was referring to but you must admit, bub, the folks in Neb. City can cast a pretty snazzy number of votes, like it or not.

NOTICE: To the guy who said that river towns are always slow —"Nuts."

What a comparison for community interest — dogs and schools.

Headline: "U.S. to borrow to pay off debt." If it'll work for Jack why not for me? Is that what is called consolidating debts?

Who was it that said the only way to end the Cuban problem is to got Pop Kennedy to buy the place? If that doesn't work UN man Adlai could talk 'em to death in a tongue yet unheard of and if that doesn't work have Jack put 'em on the U.S. payroll.